You're so hot you must be the reason for global warming
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You look like a refreshing glass of water, and i'm the thirstiest man in the world.
I'm new in town, can I have direction to your place?
Oh, my dear! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
They say to never judge a book by its cover. So why don't we take off your coverings, and let me judge you in the morning?
Do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
You: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? You: When you fell from heaven?
You're a 9. But you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here’s your dollar.
You look like my first wife(really, how may times you have been married) oh I'm stile
single
did I tell you I'm like a light beer? Cuz I taste great and I'm less feeling
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
if I were to ask you for sex, would the answer be the same as this question?
My buddies bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in here.
Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
So are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?
For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am
very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
Hey, what are the chances of a guy like me, picking up a girl like you?
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hey, you wanna know what I heard about you? Kiss me and I’ll tell you.
You know what you and the weather have in common? You're both HOT!!!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So…would you please smile for me?
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza?
You live on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
hey wanna go on a date? (put a date on ground, pick her up in your arms [pick a hot chick, preferably skinny] and stand on the date.) how long do yo want to be on this date for?
hey are you lost?Because heaven's a long way from here.
Excuse me....Hi, i'm writing a paper on the finer things in life....Can I interview you?
Did you know that kissing prolongs life?
French kiss use 42 kalory per second wanna work out?
I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true? [No.] Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only Ten I See.
I'm not sure if you're aware, but i'm going to die in 3 days. And I would die happy if I could see you naked just once.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Are you using the Confundus charm (harry potter) or are you just naturally mind blowing?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Walk into her chest, "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
apart being beautiful what do you do for living.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, do you want to g out with a charming fellow?
Excuse me can you empty you packet? I believe you have stolen my heart
People call me (your name) but you can call me tonight.
my dick just died, can i bury it in you?
do you wanna play war? I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck out of me
I'm like a rubix cube more you play with me the harder I get
do you mix concrete because you make me hard
my tedy bear just died. will you sleep with me tonight?
I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long
Are you flappy bird? Can I tap you all night
Can I fallow you, cuz my mom said to fallow my dreams